Jennifer Garner is going to play a young Miss Marple. With lots of other young and pretty people. And maybe car chases? Lots of car chases. And explosions, right? Have to have explosions. And guns. Yeah, lots and lots of firepower. And breasts? Well, maybe, but it is Disney, so I dunno. And a clever plot? Whoa there pal, let’s not go too far! That whirring sound you hear is Agatha Christie spinning in her grave.
I think Ms. Garner is an attractive woman and a fine actress and a credit to her profession. I also think chocolate is wonderful, but I wouldn’t pour it over steak.